Friday, April 14, 2017

This week's lesson (April 8-14): a royal priesthood

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Spiritual Food & Drug Administration (SFDA) warns of continuing problems with sales of tainted milk.

"We're seeing record levels of contamination" says SFDA spokesman Peter Johnson. "Malice, deceit, hypocrisy, envy, slander of every kind . . . people are just guzzling the stuff."

And the result?

"Sick, weakly believers," says Johnson. "You just can't 'grow up in salvation' if you're living on this kind of thing."

Johnson adds there's plenty of pure, spiritual milk out there, "but for some reason, it's just not as popular."

Still, he's hopeful.

"They've tasted and seen that the Lord is good," Johnson says. "Maybe they'll try Him again."

#1PETER2:1-3
#ROYALPRIESTHOOD
#SPIRITUALCOUNTERFEITS


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