Monday, January 05, 2009

The Further Adventures of Nad Vervent and the Pre-Emergent Church

Episode 4,289: A Startling Discovery at Workers' Meeting:

Pastor Vervent had almost dozed off during the presentation on his church's retirement fund . . .

But then he heard the speaker mention "index funds."

"Dear me!" he thought to himself. "And all these years, I thought they'd been telling me to buy index cards!"

"Ah well, at least I'll have plenty of office supplies to see me through my retirement," he told a friend later. "That's more than most investors can say."

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